this is my take on Creamy Jalepeno dip from Chuy’s Mexican Restaurant in Texas. it is the best dip on the planet. some good, thin tortilla chips + this stuff… it will make you take your clothes off and dance on the couch naked. it’s unbelievable. you will want to bathe in this stuff…or stick a straw in the bowl and drink it. either way, you will love it.
ingredients: 16 oz sour cream tub, 2 packet Hidden Valley Ranch dressing mix, 1/2 cup of pickled jalepenos, 1 tbs of jalepeno juice from the jar, 2 handfuls of cilantro.
add all ingredients in blender and blend until kinda smooth. you still want some texture, so dont like liquify the thing.
now, pour the contents on the dining room table, then sit on the dining room table and scoop handfulls of dip onto your body. like a jalepeno ranch dip bath.
ok, i’m really passionate about this dip, i know…i should stop. speaking of stopping… you need to stop reading and go make some… peace.

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August 8, 2007 at 8:05 am
Susanna
thank God there are NO couches at Chuy’s! That could be traumatic.
August 8, 2007 at 8:47 am
aaronivey.com
hahahahah…thanks susanna….so true, so true.
August 10, 2007 at 12:17 pm
ginger
i think i just drooled on my keyboard… must. have. chuys. tonight.
December 20, 2007 at 9:00 am
Maximus
I would like to see a continuation of the topic
February 28, 2008 at 9:12 am
sick boy, mississippi, and lost « {the paper mirror}
[...] like he feels sick, so hopefully it was just an upset stomach. i knew i shouldn’t have put Creamy Jalepeno dip from Chuy’s in his sippie cup. [...]
February 28, 2008 at 10:43 am
chrisbrewster
Does it really taste like the real thing?
February 28, 2008 at 3:24 pm
chrisbrewster
I just made it and its pretty dang good. I have a question. How much ranch powder do we put in? I looked on the packet and it said 1 packet per 16 oz of sour cream. So I only put in 1 packet and not 2. It tastes fine to me. correct me if I’m wrong.